Tuesday, March 21, 2006

All Great Evil Grows From Small Sins

It started with a running joke in Dr. D's Political & Social Change course. But suppose you were a budding young war criminal. Your father gave you your first opposition-extermination unit when you were twelve. Your mother taught you how to lie to dignitaries for your fifteenth birthday and when you got flustered at your driver's license driving test at age sixteen, you killed your test proctor in the car and was issued a license by the terrified man behind the counter.

Congratulations! You have all the makings of a dictator. But you are still young, and there is much to learn. After all, you don't want to be just ANY dictator- you want to be a great one.

Welcome to Dictatorship 101!

Now sit down and shut up, or you'll be shot.

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